Four expectant fathers....
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting
room, while their wives were in labor.
The nurse arrived and announced to the first man,"congratulations sir, you're the
father of twins."
"What a coincidence!" the man said with some obvious pride. "I work for the
Minnesota Twins baseball team."
The nurse returned in a little while and turned to the second man, "You, sir, are the
father of triplets."
"Wow, that's really an incredible coincidence " he answered. "I work for
the 3M Corporation. My buddies at work will never
let me live this one down."
An hour later, while the other two men were passing cigars around, the nurse came back.
This time, she turned to the 3rd man, who had been quiet in the corner. She announced that his wife had just given
birth to quadruplets.
Stunned, he barely could reply. "Don't tell me another coincidence?" asked the
nurse.
After finally regaining his composure, he said "I don't believe it, I work for the
Four Seasons Hotel."
After hearing this, everybody's attention turned to the 4th guy, who had just fainted,
flat out on the floor. The nurse rushed to his side and, after some time, he slowly gained back his consciousness.
When he was finally able to speak, everyone could hear him whispering repeatedly the same
phrase over and over again.
"I should have never taken that job at 7-Up" "I should have never taken
that job at 7-Up" "I should have never taken that job at 7-Up"