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WORDS When you rearrange the letters
here's what is formed
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Dormitory                              Dirty Room
Desperation                          A Rope Ends It
The Morse                            Code Here come Dots
Slot Machines                      Cash Lost in 'em
Animosity                             Is No Amity
Mother-in-law                        Woman Hitler
Snooze Alarms                      Alas! No More Z's
Alec Guinness                      Genuine Class
Semolina                              Is No Meal
The Public Art Galleries         Large Picture Halls, I Bet
A Decimal Point                     I'm a Dot in Place
The Earthquakes                    That Queer Shake
Eleven plus two                      Twelve plus one
Contradiction                         Accord not in it
Astronomer                            Moon Starer
Princess Diana                      End Is A Car Spin

AND HERE IS THE MOST INTRIGUING PART ......

Year Two Thousand                  A Year To Shut Down

Forwarded by: P.Naparsteck of Chicago

 

 



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